I played Starcraft under the alias smalter.

I live in New York City.

I read email sent to smalter at gmail dot com.

ask me anything

For awhile now, I’ve flushed before I’ve finished peeing, ya know, to make the most efficient use of my time. But I still don’t have it timed right to where I’m done before the flush finishes. I always flush too soon. Thousands of practice attempts. What can I say? I’m an optimist.

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