I played Starcraft under the alias smalter.

I live in New York City.

I read email sent to smalter at gmail dot com.

For awhile now, I’ve flushed before I’ve finished peeing, ya know, to make the most efficient use of my time. But I still don’t have it timed right to where I’m done before the flush finishes. I always flush too soon. Thousands of practice attempts. What can I say? I’m an optimist.

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