I tuned in to some of the Sotomayor confirmation hearings. Being over here in Taiwan, I have no idea what other people think in real time, so I headed over to Twitter for some now web action.

I opened a dialogue with @mossinterest who wrote, “an ARSON has more experience than most fire fighters but I wouldnt elect him FIRE CHIEF #Sotomayor #tcot.”

“you’re an idiot,” I wrote.

Which prompted the following:

@smalter I know you are but what am I

@smalter real impressive page there pal; still trying to figure out twitter? and Im an idiot? OK; whatever you say genius #tcot

@smalter I am honored…I am subject of your first complete sentence, probably in life; Thank you, I’ll try to live up to it as you do #tcot

RT @smalter @mossinterest you’re an idiot «<checkout example of Obama/Sotomayor zombie-true genius #tcot

It took @smalter from Feb til now to form a complete sentence and Im his subject matter; Hooray! does that make him Twitter graduate? #tcot

Now I know why people find Twitter entertaining and useless.