“Sun Yue, first Chinese Basketball player to win an NBA championship.  And he’s got a hot girl friend.  The guy got it made.  Yao Ming must be pissed as fck LOLOL” -almond @ Cyworld

(For those keeping score out there, this statement is actually false. Mengke Bateer is the first Chinese basketball player to win an NBA championship—2003 Spurs. But the spirit of the statement holds true.)