I played Starcraft under the alias smalter.

I live in New York City.

I read email sent to smalter at gmail dot com.

ask me anything

April 11
my sprained ankle, day 3

my sprained ankle, day 3

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Joe Wong All American Immigrant Headliner Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner pt.1 (via MoxNewsDotCom)

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Guy SMASH watermelon with his HEAD! (via fedsprobe31)

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April 7
  • Alex: what's up homie?
  • want to see acid mothers temple tonight??
  • me: yeah, son!
  • Alex: theraputically hard rock
  • me: word, you just brightened my day
  • Alex: tis the acid that binds
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March 31
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March 25
“ Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me. I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out. Ichiro via Suzuki on a First-Name Basis With Records - NYTimes.com
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March 15
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March 3
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March 1
“ I was not a loser, but I just wanted to live ordinarily. Kim Ung-yong - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (listed in the Guinness Book of World Records under “Highest IQ”).
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